"Much trench. Very war. Wow. Doge surveys the battlefield, muttering, ‘Why use bullets when you can use blockchain?’ His comrades roll their eyes, but Doge insists, ‘Crypto solves everything—except mud.’"

"'See dis line?' Doge says, pointing to a jam-smeared chart. 'Goes up, always up. Like my morale. Such profit.' A soldier asks, 'What’s the coin even called?' Doge replies confidently, 'Dogecoin++ Deluxe Premium Ultimate.' Everyone groans."

"As grenades fly, Doge shouts, 'THIS is true power! Not boom-boom stick, but crypto! No inflation! Infinite moon!' Another soldier yells back, 'The moon’s literally exploding, you maniac!' Doge winks. 'Exactly. We buy dip.'"

"Doge declares victory! 'War ends when everyone invests. Then, peace bought with profit. Very wow.' The squad reluctantly cheers. ‘Wait, is this a pyramid scheme?’ someone asks. Doge smirks. 'No, it’s a triangle of trust.' Genius."